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Posted on July 28, 2002
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Mmmmm, just had dinner at
Rocky Mountain Pizza
over by Georgia Tech. I’ve never had pizza
there, only their Smokehouse Burger. We’ve taken to always getting the
sweet potato fries. Tasty! Part of the deal was that we also got to
play the South Park pinball machine, one of my favorites.

Haven’t yet mentioned it here, but I’m on a mad dash to finish the
next Reality Break book. It will have interviews with Michael Moorcock, Kage Baker, Storm Constantine and
probably a fourth writer as well. I have targets on the length, so if
it runs short I’ll add another person in. I’m leaning towards James
Patrick Kelly, but Elizabeth Hand is also on the list. I’m trying to
group them such that it makes sense having them all in the same
volume. I just don’t know. This part is hard. To think that at one
point I thought I could put out three volumes a year. Ha! I’ve been nine
months on this and I’m not done! I so want to be done with the text by
next weekend, but that’s looking unlikely.

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Posted on July 28, 2002
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Music Topic For as many days as I can maintain it, I’m going to try to make an
entry every day about a musician I love. To keep it all webloggy, I’m going to
limit it to musicians that offer their MP3s. Other than WREK, this is
how I find out about new bands nowadays. I was going to start with the
one I like most, but since this is a new weblog, I’ll hold off and
present one I just found a few days ago.

The Kropotkins
caught my eye while looking up Mulatta Records for WREK. They have
Dave Soldier (of the Soldier String Quartet), and !!Mo Tucker!! of the
!!Velvet Underground!! in the band. Wow! Mo used to live in Georgia,
maybe she still does. I downloaded the MP3 of their song Sissy Wa Wa and I’ve
listened to it 30 times in the last few days. It has a skip-rope
cadence, funky guitar and bass, and just plain rocks. I must find out more
about this band.

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Posted on July 28, 2002
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TV TopicOver the coming weeks I will write here about WREK 91.1 FM in Atlanta a fair
bit. It is, in my opinion, a brilliant idiot savant of a radio
enterprise. I worked there for several years in the 80′s, then did
Reality Break there in the 90′s, and upon returning to Atlanta in 2000
got back involved. The idiot savant bit is because the station is
soooo good at presenting interesting, challenging programming -
traditionally the hard part of a station. Where they fall down is on
the simplest things, like returning phone calls, showing up for shifts,
faxing in things that need to go somewhere. Dealing with them is
simultaneously uplifting and frustrating.

While I was laid off last year, I rebuilt some of the systems of the
station. In my day, we had an automation system that was like a
steampunk affair. There were multiple reel-to-reels that contained
“oldies” on them, a set of “current” rotation songs on carts that were
in a big chain driven player. The carts contained a song from our
rotation plus an announcement of what it was, group, album, etc. The
voices were grouped and colorcoded and (ideally) all the same voice
throughout. So, you’d load up 50 carts of one voice, matching genres
to the current format. When automation was running, it would play a
cart, then cut to a reel, then back to a cart, then to a different
reel. Because the voices were the same, it approximated a DJ doing a

This was typically done overnight, during breaks or finals week, or
other times when manpower was scarce. Because Georgia Tech has no
communication/radio and TV type major, WREK has almost no one who is
looking to radio as a career path. This is in stark contrast to our
Album 88
, the
Georgia State
station. Because they are manned by radio/TV
students who are burning to go into the music business, they have a
much easier time manning the place. There is a waiting list to get to
do the 2-6 AM Sunday AM shift, something that WREK can’t fill to save
their lives, especially not with a live person spinning records. So,
with automation you could set it up by loading carts, sleep while it
ran and if there were problems an alarm would wake you up. This helped
alleviate the manpower situation.

Somewhere around 1997 or 1998, the chain-driven cart changer
broke and was deemed unfixable. This immediately meant the death of
automation as they knew it, which then caused a domino effect of
failures throughout the organization. To do an overnight required one
to not sleep so as to spin CDs and records, so people stopped doing
them. When unmanned, the station would hit the power button and go
Off! The! Air! This seemed not to bother folks, who just shrugged, but
it made my head explode. I couldn’t seem to explain to folks how
incredibly loserish this was, and why any reasonable listener -
after turning to 91.1 and getting static enough times – would stop
turning there.

Fast forward to May 2001. I get laid off from my software
engineering job on a Thursday. The next day, I begin work on the new
automation system. Luckily, a team of us who were tasked with rebuilding
it had spent that spring discussing the requirements
and design. The day I became available to work on it, I started turning the
requirements into a design that met them and doing all the things I
normally do as a software engineer. I did all this for a complicated
group of reasons, with a mix of altruism and selfishness.

A very brief overview of the system:
The heart of it is
, an electronic digital audio management tool for radio
stations. The raw songs, promos, PSAs, etc are recorded in this. I
redid their database to better scale and allow for definition of
songs, automation, etc. I built a management system in PHP that lets
them handle records, program them, add songs, etc. Through a cool COM
object, Javascript on a web page allows one to press a button and load
up Audiovault with the correct information. Finally, I built a Java
process that takes the “business logic” information from the Oracle
database, the “physical inventory” information from Audiovault and
correlates it into a coherent library. At that point, it knows what
songs it has, what formats they are, when they’ve been played, etc. A
scheduler then fills out a 24 hour chunk of the schedule, playing
ambient cuts at the right time, mixing it up for the diverse formats,
playing IDs at the top of the hour.

Because my work philosophy involves having something that does
anything as soon as possible (rather than having a system that doesn’t
do anything until it can do everything, which is freakishly common)
automation was on the air doing test shifts in less than 5 weeks from
project start. It had engineering problems, but it could do the basics
of scheduling songs and playing them in June of 2001. Through a summer
of hard work developing, digitizing and doing basically every aspect
of this project, I left them with a system that is robust and good. It
sounds great, and unlike the old chain driven affair, almost never has
problems. It is so stable that by adding some stuff at the transmitter
shack, automation can run the station without a DJ. In fact, other
than an hour after a lightning strike last week, the station hasn’t
signed off since April. This is so essential to rebuilding lost
listenership, and now they have 24 X 7 operation, nearly for free. As
a listener I love it. I can get in my car at 7 AM and there they are,
providing me pygmy drums and free jazz. I love it! Not only does the
station sound great and operate fulltime but I think I did the best
engineering work of my career on it. I’m still doing it, in fact.

Here are some cool links associated with the station.

Listen live via MP3

See the most recent songs automation has played (that’s right, the
automation playlists are on the web while live DJs are not.) This is a
good place to see the demented brilliance that is WREK. This morning
around 8 AM, a Chicano version of “Sugar Sugar” segued into a folky
guitar thing into the Residents. That’s pretty typical of what you get
in the night and weekend formats.

See the
most recent albums programmed

That’s enough for now. Check them out. Later, I’ll even tell you the
story of the race to become the first radio bitcasters.

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Posted on July 28, 2002
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Before I go too far with this, I should explain this “Evil Genius”
business. Does this mean that I think I’m a genius or that I think I’m
evil? Do I want to be in the axis of evil? Although I’m reasonably
bright, I’m not a genius. I’d even call myself pretty far from
evil. So why the name?

In actuality, it all comes
back to
Wile E. Coyote
. Since I was a kid, I’ve always loved the
character. Where the Roadrunner is the essence of smug superficiality,
the Coyote is plucky, indefatigable, continuously willing to keep
trying. Defeat doesn’t stop him. I like that. For 20 years, when I needed some name for some sort of business
venture, I would always use some variation on “Evil Genius” in homage
to Wile E. When I
did my radio show, I
referred to it as happening at “The Evil Genius studios” (my house)
and it was outro’d by a computer generated Macintosh voice saying
“This has been an Evil Genius Production.”

Early September of last year, I was considering getting some of those
free VistaPrint business cards for Evil Genius and I wanted a
slogan. I was considering things like “Ruling the world, one reader at
a time” or “Global domination at affordable rates.” Come the eleventh
of September, it didn’t seem so funny anymore. As part of the whole
“returning to normal life” process, I have decided that it remains
funny. So “Evil Genius” it is, remains and will be forever. So mote it
be. Besides, I already have the domain name.


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  1. John Oliver on August 29th, 2005 2:30 am

    Dear Dave,
    Thanks for the great website. I really enjoyed the interview with Don and Joe two fun guys with whom I have had the fortunate oportunity to work. I am one of those “blue collar” working stiff V.O. guys to which they refer and I happen to love my life. I moved back to South Carolina 14 years ago (Greenville)from the left coast just about the time when V.O. work was beginning to be done from remote locations via switched 56 telephone lines. This was soon converted into ISDN via Codec’s which meant I could make New York And California dollars while living in the great state of South Carolina. This allows creative people such as yourself to do anything they want nationally from virtually anywhere. Do not be discouraged! Find what you want to do and do it. These days great V.O. and programming come from anywhere a good talent and a microphone get together.
    John Oliver

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  3. hugh on October 28th, 2005 12:43 pm

    Dave, I hope you get a kick out of this story and some insight into why the email address I use with your blog is fellowevilgenius@ .

    On Nov. 24, 2004 I sent this PM to a friend who hosts blogs:

    I really like what you guys are doing posting your downloads in your blogs. I’d like to join the fun.

    This refers to people posting the albums they downloaded each month on eMusic to their blog on his site (it’s a music-related site). He set it up. I installed w.blogger, put in the server information and then faced a box requesting the name of the blog. I think you can probably guess the rest: I found your site while Googling to see if somebody was already using “Evil Genius” in the name of their blog. I never did come up with an alternate name.

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  5. Gardner Campbell on January 26th, 2006 8:52 am

    There’s also the wonderfully befuddled Evil Genius in “Time Bandits.” Good with explosions and one-liners, not so good with basic theology. :-)

    Thanks for the site!

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  7. nathan sheppard on March 3rd, 2006 4:41 pm

    Dear Sirs,

    I have ended my relationship with Lost Cat Records and am requesting that you remove all links on your site that join Nathan Sheppard and Lost Cat Records. Lost Cat Records no longer has any legal rights to represent me or sell my music in any format. I am the sole copyright owner of all of my material and have reserved all rights. Lost Cat records refuses to cease operations connected to me. I am in the process of correcting the situation through litigation. Please link my new official site,, to the Nathan Sheppard section of your site. If this cannot be done then please delete all reference to Nathan Sheppard. I will re-register and start a new relationship with your company after the situation is settled. Thanks for your help in this matter.

    Nathan Sheppard

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  9. Steve on December 31st, 2008 9:04 am

    ok, so I have been reading and skimming your blog for years and today, I finally come across your reasoning for calling yourself the Evil Genius. Crazy how following a few links on the site can bring you all the way back to ’02. I wasn’t aware you have been blogging that long.

    I see Wile E as more of the optimistic foolish genius and definitely agree the road runner is smug and pompous. Anyone with a two one word vacab (“beep”) has got to by hiding something! LOL

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  11. Wayne Borean on April 30th, 2011 7:54 am

    ROFLMAO. Which is why The Mad Hatter I am, and The Mad Hatter I remain, even though I no longer play the game I adopted the name to play. But my blog sits at <a href="", and online more people know me as The Mad Hatter than know by by my real name.

    Which is a damned nuisance when you are transitioning to a career as a professional writer, and trying to get your name out to the universe. All I can say is I’m working on it. But it takes time, because I’d deliberately built up an online identity as ‘The Mad Hatter’ so that my online activities wouldn’t impact my offline activities when I was still working as a major accounts salesman. Now I’m scrambling to reverse things, and cursing how efficient I was :)