WMD Found

Weapons of mass destruction and chemical weapons have been found. The only thing is, they aren’t in Iraq but the other threat to democracy, Texas. We invaded Iraq at the cost of hundreds of American lives, thousands of Iraqi lives, hundreds of billions of dollars, and there are more chemical weapons in Tyler Texas than can be found in the whole nation of Iraq. Moreover, the national media hasn’t seemed to notice this.

Via Die Puny Humans