This Phrase is Mine

I checked in google which has no one else saying it, so there is a strong possibility that I coined the phrase “denial of communion attack” yesterday. Let’s add that to the two other terms I’m claiming (neither of which seems to have spread beyond me: “nicotocracy”, defined as an organization in which all the real decisions are made by the groups of people standing outside the building smoking together; and the acronym HIRPHUA, which is short for “Heart in Right Place, Head up Ass.” I thought these were both killer, but no one else seems to think as highly of them as I do. Story of my life.