A Difficult Thing To Say

Posted on April 21, 2005
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I can scarcely believe that I’m typing such a thing, but young women of America – I’ve seen more than enough of y’alls lower backs and upper asses. This whole low rise jeans and bikini underwear thing means it’s impossible to walk around public places without seeing little roses and flourishy tattoos right above some 20 year old’s butt cleavage. It makes me feel dirty to even see yet this sight is unavoidable. Ladies, pull up those pants please and help an aging middle-aged man.

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  1. PJ Cabrera on April 21st, 2005 8:52 pm

    Just kidding …

    Anyhow,

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  3. James Slusher on April 21st, 2005 8:55 pm

    Dude, are you drunk?

    Not about not wanting to see that stuff, I’m sorta with you on that one. It was cool until every fricking body did it, now it is just getting skanky.

    Why I think you may be inebriated is that you obviously think that any of those young ladies with hiphugger jeans and tattoos on their backs might possibly be reading your weblog. I could see you making a plea for ever fattening, middle-aged geeks to start wiping the potato chip crumbs from their ill-kept facial and neck hair. That would be a wake-up call for the vast majority of your readers (myself included). But a plea to 20 year old party girls in this forum is obviously so far off the mark, you must be intoxicated.

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  5. PJ Cabrera on April 21st, 2005 8:56 pm

    Anyhow, as I was saying …

    The trend to get butt cleavage tattoos coincides with the trend to wear low rider pants. In other words, they want you to see their tattooed butt cleavage.

    Get over it and enjoy the view. :-)

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  7. mike dunn on April 21st, 2005 10:43 pm

    you know – i came here to make a slightly smart-*ss comment (w/ pun intended)…

    but then i read what james said – and realized i am just not worthy…

    we all know the blogosphere is an “enter at your own risk” environment – but man, the annual slusher family picnic – now that must truly be a rough and tumble event ;)

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  9. Anonymous on April 22nd, 2005 12:38 am

    Dave Slusher pushed out a hilarious post today. Basically he’s upset that young women are walking around with low riding pants, tattooed lower backs and skimpy underwear.

    Luckily I’m not a middle aged man, so this stuff doesn’t bother me yet. It m…

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  11. jonny on April 22nd, 2005 1:21 am

    Jackie had read something the other day about a guy saying he used to love accidently sneaking a peak of some undies like that and then following the lady arround the store hoping to get lucky again Now thats just how some dress all the time and it has taken the niceness out of the ocasional peak.

    Even I in my mid 20’s want to slap the crispie ladies walking arround like that. I can’t wait in 15 years when they all look like old worn out baseball mits.

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  13. deltabob on April 22nd, 2005 6:42 am

    Well, I see your point when the jeans are super low and you can see the bottom of the thong triangle in back, but I do enjoy a hint of the waistband of the undies showing when someone is kneeling or bending over – and I also like seeing a hint of the tattoo there.

    (FYI – I’m one of those women with the low back tattoo and low jeans – but my shirts come just below the top of my pants – I only expose anything when bending or stretching)

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  15. James Slusher on April 22nd, 2005 7:16 am

    Well, if “deltabob” is a 20ish party girl, my apologies to the host, I stand corrected.

    Of course, this is the internet. “deltabob” could partially fit into both of the categories of people that I mentioned.

    **Shudder**

    Horrible mental image: John Ratzenberger in hiphuggers and an extra small T-shirt.

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  17. PJ Cabrera on April 22nd, 2005 10:22 am

    This used to be a good blog, you know. LOL

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  19. carl on April 23rd, 2005 7:13 am

    tatoo removal…get into the buisness now, in several years when these young ladies meet the right man and times and the fad is out, and that rose is staring to look like a prune….seems like a good franchize op

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  21. T Bone on April 25th, 2005 10:26 am

    I went into a furniture store this weekend to buy my daugther a desk. This wasn’t a top of the line store, just looking for something cheap. This young thing comes up and asks me if she can help, in her belly shirt and tight low riding velour sweats. Great outfit if your stripping but a little distracting if your shopping for furniture with your wife and kid. So I basically agree with Dave’s issues but… normally I turn away sales folk when they offer help…

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  23. Ondrej on April 26th, 2005 3:56 am

    To me most of this tattoos look like antlers. I like the view of an unspoiled butt better. Serious guys. S”beep” should not look like getting a B”beep” from a moose…

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  25. Cameron Reilly on April 26th, 2005 7:01 pm

    dude you are SO FIRED from the male species. Get thee to a nunnery.