Last week I bought the George Carlin 2006 day calendar. There are a couple of upsides of buying a day calendar in February. One – it’s $3 instead of $15 or whatever outrageous price it lists at. Two – you get to rip through 30 of these things the first day. The hardest part of these things to me is being disciplined enough to not go through the entire calendar the first time you look at it. Back to my daily doses of sardonic to start off my mornings.