A few years ago, I made a blog post about how unbelievable my teenage self would find the modern world. “You mean to tell me that I’ll be able to see down girls pants and I won’t really enjoy it? No way, dude!” I made that post in the days before I owned a camera phone.
Here’s an illustration of what I’m talking about. A few days ago I went to a burger joint for my lunch. As I was eating, this is the view. In fact, this is not even turning my head as this girl was directly in my line of sight. Young women of America, hike up your pants and cover your asses up or failing that, wear longer shirts. Seriously, this should be fun but it is actually really gross.