My brother and his family are vacationing in town for a few days. We went out to dinner at Cheeseburger in Paradise and had a big old time. While we were there, my 6 year old niece had a silly spell. She was referring to Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants as “the mayor of Doofusville.” After a little pause, she said “You know what I am?” I asked the question and she answered proudly “I’m the mayor of Funkytown!” After we all managed to stop laughing, the discussion turned to the question of whether Emily would, in fact, take us to Funkytown on request. Results are still inconclusive.