Actual Conversation

Posted on December 8, 2014
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This actually just happened.

KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one time though.”

Me: “You have my personal guarantee that if I defraud KMart, it will be for something more substantial than a $10 child’s leotard.”

Not sure if I helped or not, but it was fun.



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  1. J. Steven York on December 8th, 2014 6:13 pm

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  5. PJ Cabrera on December 8th, 2014 7:06 pm

    I remember something you said once about selling out: the real question should be “how much did you sell out for?” Is it the same for defrauding Kmart?


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  7. Kelley Eskridge on December 8th, 2014 8:06 pm

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  9. Dave Slusher on December 8th, 2014 8:46 pm

    PJ Cabrera That was what bugged me about the whole thing, the idea that I would work some kind of caper for $10 of merchandise. That isn’t anywhere near my floor for a caper.


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