Actual Conversation

This actually just happened.

KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one time though.”

Me: “You have my personal guarantee that if I defraud KMart, it will be for something more substantial than a $10 child’s leotard.”

Not sure if I helped or not, but it was fun.

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