Posted on January 12, 2017Filed Under tweets | 5 Comments
Dear lady in 12B: I am working very hard to not fart on this flight. You’re welcome!
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Dear ladies behind me on the jet way : I did what I could, I am only human.
These are the sacrifices that are rarely appreciated.
“While they are among the most loathed of bodily functions, farts — sometimes even the ones that smell like rotten eggs — are actually a sign that your digestive system is working properly, and they can give you a lot of information about your health. Information that will make you unpopular at parties, yes, but important information, nonetheless.”
Carry on Dave Slusher!
Those ladies got quite an infodump of my system.
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