Gifts Given 

Dear lady in 12B: I am working very hard to not fart on this flight. You’re welcome!  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Odd Sensations 

Closed my eyes, nodded off, felt the plane start moving. Only problem – I am still at the gate.  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Innovations 

These new urinals at the airport are weird. What’s with the blue light and hot air when I stick my dick in? Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Punkin on Singing

Punkin: “I hate your singing!” Me: “I sing like an angel.” Punkin: “…” Me: “OK, a fallen angel but still an angel.” Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Last Xmas 

George Michael. This was the last Christmas he gave you his heart.  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Disney Alive 

These seats at Disney Alive at the Florence Civic Center are better than most concerts I’ve been to.  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

England Fun

I have flown into and out of both Heathrow and Gatwick this week. I understand 1776 COMPLETELY! Also on:Facebook Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Four Words

Four words: long travel day Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Long Travel Day

Up at 4:30 am Barcelona time. This is going to be a very long travel day. Airport 1 of 5 Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Experiencia Nueva 

My first siesta in Barcelona! Bring it on!  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Long Day Already

This guy has been trying to get to his flight for 3.5 hours  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

I Am On A Train

At least I am on a train at this point. That is an improvement.  LondonTransitpocalypse2016 Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Fun Times

Transit workers strike is making it an adventure to get out of London. Plans, meet toilet.  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Dev Meetup

For any #DevRelCon people, you are welcome at the #ServiceNow Dev Meetup tonight! http://bit.ly/2g9Nuir Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Get Started with ServiceNow Development

https://youtu.be/kf3oU3_VPow I did this before #DevRelCon this morning. Life of a dev evangelist! Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

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Last FM Amusement

These two songs being adjacent makes me laugh. Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter Twitter

Istanbul Early Access

http://bit.ly/SN-Instanbul-Dev-Features #ServiceNow Istanbul is out in Early Access. Developers, here’s what that means for you. Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Mad at Dad Live Now

http://madatdadpodcast.com/live Mad at Dad preshow for tonight is live. @SteveConteNYC is starting us off! Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

Punkin Movie Insight 

Punkin: “Dr Strange is weird. ”  Me: “Well, they don’t call him Dr Normal.”  Also on:Facebook Tumblr Twitter

HoCars Part 2

@HeyScoops The favorite for the family minded hooker, the Ford Fuck Us. Also on:Twitter

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