Spending an evening recording work videos while checking the CCU vs Texas Tech score.
Category: tweets
Thanks but No Thanks
Hey @Outlook365 thanks for hiding timely emails with the Clutter feature then telling me a week later!
Not So Fresh Feeling
I made my Newark->Charlotte flight but I am not the freshest daisy in the bouquet
TSA
Everything my friends said about TSA Precheck was correct. Now I party like it’s 1999!
Post Pre-Check
I am flabbergasted that I was able to get my TSA Precheck 9 days after appointment. I had assumed it was impossible!
Songs of My Youth
“Fat Bottomed Girls” is a catchy song and fun singalong. It is also a straight up horrifying tale of child molestation.
My Daughter the Comedian
Punkin: “Knock knock”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Punkin: “Underwear poop butt!”
Me “Underwear poop butt who?”
Punkin: “You!”
TSA Fun
Round trip from my house to the office for my TSA Precheck appointment: 2 hours
Amount of time spent in office: 7 minutes.
Punkin Quote of the Day
Kissed Punkin at bedtime, she wiped her mouth.
Me: “Why did you wipe my kiss off?”
Punkin: “I can’t live like that all night”
Memorial Day 2016
Yesterday was Daddy and Punkin day at the water park. Today Daddy is taking himself to a lunch date. Both are great in their own way.
Balticon 2016
It’s looking bad for my chances of making it to Balticon this year.
Facebook WTF?
Why in the living hell did my Facebook interface switch to Portugese? It was cute for maybe 7 seconds.
Alacorn
I figured out an alacorn had to be unicorn + pegasus from context since Twilight Sparkle is one.
With Punkin debating merits of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic vs Friendship Games. Consensus is MLP:FIM is way better.
K16 Wrapup
Fun #know16 moment: @cjtucker and I in the Burger Bar post conference trying to name all 6 main Ponies. We missed Fluttershy.
Day 4 Boarding
Dear German tourists boarding in Vegas: to let you to your seats I need room to stand up
Day 4 Final Bet
Won my last bet in Vegas for #know16. Extra backpack, took in all 3 bags then volunteered to check suitcase at gate. Payout: $25
Day 4 memories
Apparently in Auto Testing #know16 lab I said “All the options suck, we’re searching for an acceptable level of suck.” Had forgotten that.
Day 4
At the Linq with @NeriusNOW: “Are you father and son? #Know16 ends with an ouch!
Day 4
Because I am a seasoned #know16 pro, of course I packed bandages for foot blisters. Which of course I have.