Nice Try Hostgator

So @HostGator wants me back as a customer. Unlike the Xmas they shut off all my sites for a week while spammers were DDOsing my blog

FYI

Dear lady incensed you can’t return a thing you bought 15 months ago – this is standard policy on, you know, Earth

FYI

Dear lady incensed you can’t return a thing you bought 15 months ago – this is standard policy on, you know, Earth

Drowsy

Non drowsy cold medicine? F that! Give me the drowsiest shit you got!

Notes from the Lockdown

I didn’t realize until today that the Oscars happened. I still have no idea what won any award. My media lockdown is working swimmingly.

Day Job Fun

This is me demoing ServiceNow Scripted REST APIs live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3K385rJ_mI

Modern Life

My life is completely controlled by bandwidth throughput, data transfer rates and charging speeds.

Plane Fun

Boarding a plane, I try to always fart in first class. Enjoy those big seats and my stench!

Campaign Fun

The Clinton campaign’s narrative that Sanders supporters are sexist is an admission there is nothing to criticize in his policies.

Podcast Queue

3 days after Groundhog Day, I am listening to the Halloween episode of the @danagould podcast. http://bit.ly/1Kv4w3Y

Back on Track

I’ve got my new (2014) Outback; an SSD and more RAM for my 2008 Macbook; and a new LG G4 on the way. Machines, trouble me no more!

Comforts

This weekend is 30 degrees colder than the end of the week. Then I get in the Outback and remember “Heated seats!”

Oh Well

2/3 of the way through shipping Patreon rewards, I discovered the Stamps.com option to email tracking numbers automatically. Oh boy.