I have a temp iPhone while my LG G2 is in the shop. I know people love this thing but I don’t know why. I can’t get rid of it fast enough.
I want to start a Tumbler just for myself and maybe for my brother: Old Guys Who Look Like Steve Zolotow.
HeroesCon 2015 starts today. I think it is time to admit to myself I’m not going to make it this year.
Am I still working on my presentation for the Swiss company at 11 PM the night before? Yes I am. They’re Swiss! How can I not?
I’m trying to decide if Mad Max: Fury Road is the best action movie of all time, or the best movie of all time.
On the way into Frozen on Ice, Punkin grabbed a stranger little girl’s hand and walked her through the parking lot.
During any screensharing meeting, I am always fascinated by the menu bar to see what programs and extensions the sharer has installed.
You can’t spell “puissant” without “pissant”.
Marvel Cinematic U: Is the Russian girl assassin academy in Agent Carter the same one that created the Black Widow 50-60 years later?
Signing the receipt for my CT scan:
Smling clerk: “You can keep that pen.”
Me: “I would hope so. This is by far the most expensive pen I’ve ever bought.”
Doctor: “Your urine looks good.”
Me: “You are the first person to tell me that today.”
I’m not kicking it off from this doctor’s office, but Lollipop is now available for my AT&T LG G2. Bright spot in a rough week.
Still waiting for the 100% diagnosis of this excruciating lower back pain but it appears I have kidney stones. Thus far, not a fan.
I don’t which extracted my cash faster, Vegas or this minor league ballpark. Probably the Pelicans.
Me: “Are you sure mommy isn’t invited to lunch? I think she should come.”
Punkin: “Just us.”
Me: “Why not?”
Punkin : “I just want to enjoy you because I haven’t got to see you.”
Talked with customers and partners through security, to the gate and up until row 35 of the plane.
Customer in spare time at lab:
Customer: “I am sorry to ask so many questions.”
Me: “That is literally why they pay me to be here.”
Me: “I’d guess you have a Mancunian accent.”
British Stranger: “Bolton, but I’ll give it to you. Bonus for using ‘Mancunian’ correctly.”
Extremely long day. I was on the clock from 7:30 AM to 9:30 PM. My black dress socks looked slick – I realized my blisters were bleeding.