Republicans Eat Babies

At the mall for lunch I stopped in a bookstore. I didn’t know this, but apparently the greatest problem America faces today is liberalism. I saw a number of books in the new section with subtitles like “How liberals are ruining this country”, “Why God hates the ACLU” and stuff like that. I looked for the equal but opposite ideology but I didn’t see it in that section. Maybe I should write one and title it “Republican Satanists: How right-wing fuckheads are burning your children to heat their pools.”

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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father. Member of the Podcast Hall of Fame class of 2022.