I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Gosh Darn It, Fox News Hates Me

Those foolios at Fox just keep on going. Given yesterday’s setback, they decided to drop their lawsuit. They have, however, decided to remain pricks to the end.

“It’s time to return Al Franken to the obscurity that he’s normally accustomed to,” said Irena Steffen, spokeswoman for the “fair-and-balanced” network.

“See, they’re class acts all the way,” Franken cracked during an appearance Monday on Fox News rival CNN.

Let’s see, he’s got a current bestselling book in large part due to the publicity of the lawsuit, he’s previously been a bestselling author, he was on Saturday Night Live off and on for 20+ years during which time he created some of the most memorable characters in the show’s history. Basically, everyone knows who this guy is. How exactly is that obscurity? Just goes to show, Fox News spokespeople are no smarter or better informed than anyone there. “Fox News – we distort, you deride.”

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