The tide seems to have turned in the spam subjects that I get. I used to get a lot about increasing frequency, duration and turgidity of erections. Now, they are about increasing the amount, distance and muzzle velocity of my ejaculate. Seriously, is there a man on the planet that finds this particularly desirable and is willing to pay money for a product to make this happen? One assumes that someone must be buying or they’d stop paying spammers to send these out, but the thought of anyone paying money to improve their semen launch disturbs and confuses me. Is there a class of naughty circus act of which I am unaware?
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