The tide seems to have turned in the spam subjects that I get. I used to get a lot about increasing frequency, duration and turgidity of erections. Now, they are about increasing the amount, distance and muzzle velocity of my ejaculate. Seriously, is there a man on the planet that finds this particularly desirable and is willing to pay money for a product to make this happen? One assumes that someone must be buying or they’d stop paying spammers to send these out, but the thought of anyone paying money to improve their semen launch disturbs and confuses me. Is there a class of naughty circus act of which I am unaware?

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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father. Member of the Podcast Hall of Fame class of 2022.

3 thoughts on “Inexplicable”

  1. David Jacobs says:

    I get the same. What girl doesn’t want to be drenched in semen fired from a pressure hose?

  2. Well Dave, now that I know you can’t fire your payload from the comfort of Conway to my coffee cup in Taichung, Taiwan I feel so reassured:).Does this then parallel, the “Make Love Not War.” principle?

    You’ve brought renewed hope to me a mere 20′ at best kind of guy,lol. If you have any interest in joint venturing on a more plausible spam theme, keep me in mind. I’m working feverishly on an interplanetary canon(with secret Iraqi technology) to fire Maypo cereal at the hole in the ozone to glue it shut, you can handle the programming?

    All the best good buddy.

  3. jonathan says:

    the first time i had the “do you drizzle and wish you shot” spam i seriously laughed outloud.

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