Overnight, I got a comment spam from the name “Norco Sasquatch.” If that isn’t the name of a Subgenius, it should be. I think Norco would be comfortable standing side by side with Philo Drummond and Norel Pref and Papa Joe Mama. I just got my papers recently for joining the church, maybe I should use it. Although, the name I was thinking of taking was Stig Matters.
Note that these would also be good punk names.