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George Carlin Firewater Comment of the Day

March 27 2006 | 1 min read

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest:

  • "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
  • "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
  • "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

- from the George Carlin Day Calendar for March 27, 2006