George Carlin Firewater Comment of the Day

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest:

  • “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
  • “Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one.”
  • “Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman.”

– from the George Carlin Day Calendar for March 27, 2006

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One thought on “George Carlin Firewater Comment of the Day”

  1. PJ Cabrera says:

    ¡Ja! ¡Ja! ¡Ja! (BTW, that’s Spanish for “Ha! Ha! Ha!”)

    (OK, I’m done being silly. Maybe someone slipped some silly juice into my afternoon coffee.)

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