George Carlin Firewater Comment of the Day
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest:
- "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
- "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
- "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
- from the George Carlin Day Calendar for March 27, 2006