George Carlin Group Dynamic Comment of the Day

I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits. Apparently, they were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Unfortunately, at that time, I was devious, fickle, obstructive, hostile, rude, mean, defiant, glum, extravagant, cowardly, dirty, and sacreligious. So I waited a few years and joined the army.

– from the George Carlin Day Calendar for May 31, 2006

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  1. PJ Cabrera says:

    Ha ha ha! Priceless quote.

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