Spam Poetry of the Day

Here are the texts of some comment spams that were trapped in my Akismet spam filter.

The located orbital filters Jessie into the declared radar. Personal loans awaits Jessie. Jessie tosses the feat sod before the breathing limb. Jessie forests personal loans.

USA and UK targets payday advances. Why does an unpleasant nature grant a deadly physics? The elevator prostitutes payday advances outside a prayer.

Those have kind of a William S. Burroughs feel to them, don’t they?

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3 thoughts on “Spam Poetry of the Day”

  1. It looks like Burroughs because the spammers are running e-texts through cutup generators to try to get past the filters. I was getting Charles Dickens for a while.

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