I've been a critic of both Twitter and Facebook. I'm actually considering joining Facebook now, not because I care about it per se but because I'm thinking about creating an AmigoFish widget for it. I might could also be talked into joining Twitter if someone can convince me that there is anything interesting about it. I don't get free SMS on my cell plan so I'm not hooking that part up, and I can't imagine that I have that much interesting to put in there when I'm at my home or work computer.

@who_cares "Just scratched my ass, took a leak and got more coffee"

The only thing that strikes me as slightly interesting is to Twitter my progress when I am playing online poker. The problem with that is that when there are things of interest to put in is precisely the times I don't want to be fooling with it, which strikes me as a fundamental flaw of the whole deal. Convince me I'm wrong, netizens, and I'll sign up.