My Favorite Joke of All Time

My favorite joke of all time has sadly been rendered ineffective by the advancement of technology. I myself have used the item in question but it was already an antique when I was a little kid. Stephen Fry referenced it in a blog post yesterday and it really made my day to read it. With no further ado, here is my favorite joke of all time:

A guy walks into my office and asks “Can I use your dictaphone?” I said “NO! Use your finger like everyone else!”

Thank you, good night. Be good to your waitresses and try the veal.

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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father.

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