Actual Conversation

This actually just happened.

KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one time though.”

Me: “You have my personal guarantee that if I defraud KMart, it will be for something more substantial than a $10 child’s leotard.”

Not sure if I helped or not, but it was fun.

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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father. Member of the Podcast Hall of Fame class of 2022.

11 thoughts on “Actual Conversation”

  1. PJ Cabrera says:

    I remember something you said once about selling out: the real question should be “how much did you sell out for?” Is it the same for defrauding Kmart?

  2. Dave Slusher says:

    PJ Cabrera That was what bugged me about the whole thing, the idea that I would work some kind of caper for $10 of merchandise. That isn’t anywhere near my floor for a caper.

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