This actually just happened.
KMart lady: “Well, your name isn’t on the order so I really shouldn’t let you get it. I will this one time though.”
Me: “You have my personal guarantee that if I defraud KMart, it will be for something more substantial than a $10 child’s leotard.”
Not sure if I helped or not, but it was fun.
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I remember something you said once about selling out: the real question should be “how much did you sell out for?” Is it the same for defrauding Kmart?
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PJ Cabrera That was what bugged me about the whole thing, the idea that I would work some kind of caper for $10 of merchandise. That isn’t anywhere near my floor for a caper.
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