From Roderick on the Line episode titled "Goofus MacGroofus":

John Roderick: "I've said it before, I'll say it again. Gene Simmons is Donald Trump in dragon boots."

PS - I missed the whole t-shirt thing. I totally would have bought one if I had found out about this limited time offer five days ago. I'm on the "let's do that again" list. If you join me, maybe it will happen.