Here are some witticisms I have recently heard from a 4 year old. Background for those unfamiliar, there is a page in the book Everyone Poops that says “A one hump camel has a one hump poop. A two hump camel has a two hump poop. Only kidding!”
Punkin: “A two hump camel has a two hump poop. Only kidding! There is no such creature as a two hump camel!”
Playing Dr. Panda’s Restaurant on her tablet in the backseat:
Punkin: “Daddy, Dr. Panda makes me do all the work!”
During breakfast:
Me: “Eat your bacon, it makes you grow strong.”
Punkin: “No it doesn’t.”
Me: “What does it do?”
Punkin: “It makes you wiggle your butt!”
Bactrian camel