InnovationsĀ 

These new urinals at the airport are weird. What’s with the blue light and hot air when I stick my dick in?

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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father. Member of the Podcast Hall of Fame class of 2022.

14 thoughts on “InnovationsĀ ”

  1. Nobilis Reed says:

    Are you sure it’s a urinal?

  2. Are you sure it wasn’t a police car?

  3. THAT’S RANGEFINDING AND TARGET ACQUISITION

    THEN THE HIGH POWER GREEN LASER TAKES YOUR DICK OFF

  4. Kreg Steppe says:

    Dave, that was the hand dryer.

  5. Donna Baker says:

    That’s what she said.

  6. PJ Cabrera says:

    Sounds like you’re at Walmart, hun #bluelightspecial

  7. Dave Slusher says:

    I can’t tell if you lunatics are meta-joking me or don’t know how I roll at all

    1. Nobilis Reed says:

      I think this may be a corrollary to Poe’s Law?

  8. The new Dyson urinal???

  9. Dan Lawrie says:

    Still gotta wipe your hands on your pants

  10. Dude it’s to make you clean when TSA takes you to the special room for a search ?

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