Dear lady in 12B: I am working very hard to not fart on this flight. You’re welcome!
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Dave Slusher is a blogger, podcaster, computer programmer, author, science fiction fan and father. Member of the Podcast Hall of Fame class of 2022.
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Dear ladies behind me on the jet way : I did what I could, I am only human.
“While they are among the most loathed of bodily functions, farts — sometimes even the ones that smell like rotten eggs — are actually a sign that your digestive system is working properly, and they can give you a lot of information about your health. Information that will make you unpopular at parties, yes, but important information, nonetheless.”
Carry on Dave Slusher!
Dear ladies behind me on the jet way : I did what I could, I am only human.
Crop duster…
These are the sacrifices that are rarely appreciated.
“While they are among the most loathed of bodily functions, farts — sometimes even the ones that smell like rotten eggs — are actually a sign that your digestive system is working properly, and they can give you a lot of information about your health. Information that will make you unpopular at parties, yes, but important information, nonetheless.”
Carry on Dave Slusher!
Those ladies got quite an infodump of my system.