I hate to tell you, Cam old sock, but you were dead freaking wrong in your interview with Darren Barefoot. Clark Kent was indeed friends with Lex Luthor as a kid in Smallville. That's been part of the Superman mythos for 50 years. The original original origin was that Superboy did something that led to Luthor becoming bald, which made him go murderously insane and villainous. That seems like a pretty stupid impetus for a criminal mastermind lifestyle, but that's how it was laid out. You so wrong, big boy.

I can't fact check anything important in this life, but I can straighten out your incorrect funny book comments. I only wish I knew things about stuff that matters.