I can scarcely believe that I'm typing such a thing, but young women of America - I've seen more than enough of y'alls lower backs and upper asses. This whole low rise jeans and bikini underwear thing means it's impossible to walk around public places without seeing little roses and flourishy tattoos right above some 20 year old's butt cleavage. It makes me feel dirty to even see yet this sight is unavoidable. Ladies, pull up those pants please and help an aging middle-aged man.