My favorite joke of all time has sadly been rendered ineffective by the advancement of technology. I myself have used the item in question but it was already an antique when I was a little kid. Stephen Fry referenced it in a blog post yesterday and it really made my day to read it. With no further ado, here is my favorite joke of all time:

A guy walks into my office and asks "Can I use your dictaphone?" I said "NO! Use your finger like everyone else!"

Thank you, good night. Be good to your waitresses and try the veal.