The prodigal LG G2 has returned. In 7 hours, it hasn't locked up or rebooted once so it clearly is better than it was before I sent it off. I'm glad to have it back but am now even more mad at LG. I wanted them to send me a refurb and just take the broken one back and refurbish it on their own time. Instead, they made me send this phone back, twice, and essentially gave me a refurb that was my own original phone. It had the same net effect as what I asked for except I didn't have the use of it for 5 weeks. Screw you guys.