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    Evil Genius Chronicles Podcast for March 15 2019 – I Forget Why We Are Terrible

    In this episode, I play a song from the Gentle Readers; I get mentioned on the Kindle Chronicles; I don’t understand how cards work on Patreon; leaving communication vacuums leads to fiasco; why I am dropping Patreon support for some campaigns; bingeing is my new TV norm and the season is my new unit of viewing; I am enjoying for Game of Thrones in large part because of its unfamiliarity; Nicola Griffith’s Hild is a great book; I love our new big TCL TV!

    Here is the direct MP3 download for the Evil Genius Chronicles podcast, March 15 2019

    Links mentioned in this episode:

    • Support this show on Patreon
    • Buy the Gentle Readers album Hi Honey on Amazon
    • Buy the song “Nothing You Can Do” on Amazon
    • Gentle Readers official site
    • Mention on the Kindle Chronicles
    • Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast
    • Matt and Mattingly’s Ice Cream Social
    • Buy Nicola Griffith’s Hild at Amazon
    • Beyond the Wall Podcast
    • Auphonic podcast production tool is so good!
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    • Theme song provided by the Gentle Readers

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    Posted on March 15, 2019March 15, 2019Author daveCategories audioTags beyond the wall podcast, game of thrones, gentle readers, gilbert gottfried, ice cream social podcast, matt donnelly, nicola griffith, paul mattingly, podcast1 Comment on Evil Genius Chronicles Podcast for March 15 2019 – I Forget Why We Are Terrible

    Matt and Mattingly Goofiness

    From a recently listened-to episode of Matt and Mattingly’s Ice Cream Social:

    Matt Donnelly: “What is that stuff on fancy cakes, the shiny decorative balls?”
    Paul Mattingly: “Fondant?”
    Matt: “No, I’m still looking.”

    That one made me laugh like a fool. They really snuck that one in.

    Posted on May 5, 2015May 5, 2015Author daveCategories podcastingTags hey scoops, ice cream social, matt donnelly, paul mattingly1 Comment on Matt and Mattingly Goofiness

    New Traditionalists

    Today I was walking the dog today listening to an episode of Matt and Mattingly’s Ice Cream Social podcast. Despite it being sac-shrinklingly cold, I had to stop and belly laugh out loud. This is their “Humpsgiving Part 1” episode, and in it they were describing the awkwardness of being an atheist yet being asked to deliver grace at functions. While riffing, they hit on the perfect solution. It will not only prevent you from being asked again but becomes a game.

    If this is asked of you, bow your head and hold hands and then begin reciting the lyrics to the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo.” Continue until someone makes you stop or you laugh too hard to keep going. I personally now cannot wait to be put in this situation. Matt Donnely, Paul Mattingly, you are geniuses.

    And if you need a refresher, here you go. Can I get a “You’re Welcome?”

    Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
    Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Key Largo, Montego,
    baby why don’t we go,
    Jamaica

    Off the Florida Keys
    there’s a place called Kokomo
    That’s where you wanna go
    to get away from it all
    Bodies in the sand,
    tropical drink melting in your hand
    We’ll be falling in love
    to the rhythm of a steel drum band
    Down in Kokomo

    [Chorus:]
    Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
    Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Key Largo Montego,
    baby why don’t we go
    Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,
    we’ll get there fast
    and then we’ll take it slow
    That’s where we wanna go,
    way down in Kokomo.

    Martinique, that Monserrat mystique…

    We’ll put out to sea
    and we’ll perfect our chemistry
    By and by we’ll defy
    a little bit of gravity
    Afternoon delight,
    cocktails and moonlit nights
    That dreamy look in your eye,
    give me a tropical contact high
    Way down in Kokomo

    [Chorus]

    Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse…

    Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
    Now if you wanna go to get away from it all
    Go down to Kokomo

    [Chorus]

    Posted on January 8, 2015Author daveCategories podcastingTags beach boys, ice cream social, kokomo, matt donnelly, paul mattingly8 Comments on New Traditionalists
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